Jokes

Funny Jokes on FB
User: "My computer is running slow"
Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?"
User: "I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"

i wish u were here...in my room...on my bed...with the lights off..under the blanket...so i can show u my new watch that glows in the dark!!!

Girl: JUST TALK TO HER!
Boy: i cant! i love her, but she doesn't love me.
Girl: she will- you're amazing, so just tell her!
Boy: Ok i will....... i love you!
Girl: i love you too. now go tell her!!
Boy: i just did :))))))))) love you

Decision

As what my idol (Steven Gerrard) says, "what's done is done and all we need to talk about in the next few days is the games we have got coming up"

I have made my decision.

So, I have to face the problem and try to settle it.

"If I can bring my team, towards success, I am more even success" ^^

So, Assignment here I come, now i am going to bring my team to hit you down !!!

Random

Have to work alone again ...
FML

VALS test

Your primary VALS™ type is Experiencer, and your secondary type is Striver.

The primary VALS type represents your dominant approach to life. The secondary classification represents a particular emphasis you give to your dominant approach.

Take your test too >>>DONT CLICK HERE =P <<<<

Responsible

There is a word called "RESPONSIBLE".

I found that, there are people they do not actually know what does it mean.

why there are someone, who are so IRRESPONSIBLE.

They are acting like so IRRESPONSIBLE in the work they do.

This actually do drag others to the hell, and makes others suffer.

May be this is nothing to you, but it is so important to me.

So Please be RESPONSIBLE for doing the work.

IF YOU STILL DON'T KNOW THE MEANING . PLEASE DO GOOGLE IT !!! BASTARD

StresS

I am now stress.

I couldn't found any words to describe my current status or emotions.

I stress because there is tons of assignments and homework.

Every week, have to due up 4 homework and 1 assignments but it is only 7 days for a week.

But I have only 3-4 days are free ..

I'm Stressing here, no ones know ...

Assignments already cause me lot of time... I still need to teach tuition and work !!!

Working is to giving somebody rest .

Research for whole day, still need to figure out all the ideas..

Thinking to write for my script, I don't even know how to start, after I thinking for 3hours, i not even write a single word for my debate script... Because I DON'T KNOW

No ones is going to discuss with me =.=", is that we call a team ?

I also don't know is that my ideas work ?

Okay enough, i also don't know what i said ...

I am abnormal now (can be say mad) and keep headache recently ...

I should thanks to the assignment and worksheet for bring me to the Life Of Stress...

And i know, this is just the beginning

Slimming Program

I will start to KEEP FIT ...
Haha, again KEEP FIT ...
I already said "N" times of KEEP FIT but didn't seems I got slim (after my 10kg)
Nevermind, I hope this time I will success.
I think you guys will support me is it ?

Slimming Program:
Wheat or Grain Food to serve all my meals
Milk (Low Fat) & Water
Fruits and yogurt
Jogging for 30minutes

So GOODBYE to all my delicious meals. T.T

Penang - Ipoh - Melaka Trip

2 words to describe this trip ... "Enjoy and tired"

Argue War

Once again, today I argue with 3 indian guys. Actually is 2 Indian guys. Okays, the story begin. I pay RM2 for the car park fees by the term "PER ENTRY RM2" ( I did check, there are no extra rules or terms for the PER ENTRY) Then this few days, i park my car in the Plaza, and car pool with my uncle back to house. So, I leave my car here for 3days.

Today, after I closed the store and driving my car back to house. I gave the ticket to the indian worker.
He said, "you can't be like that, RM2 for you is just park for 1 night and you have to pay for the whole day. "
I replied, " what I know is I paid RM2 for the car park fees and there mentioned RM2 per entry, what do you meant by PER ENTRY, it won't be your english so bad and you don't understand ?"
He and his friend, " normally per entry is for 1 day, the next day you need to move out, or else pay extra", I replied " where did you mention ? Notice board ? On the ticket ? (This must thanks to MrPalaya- Business Law lecturer, because I did pay attention on class) and I don't think you did mentioned about this." He told me rules here and there, I ask him rules ? I tell you what is LAW !!! and giving example that "yes I agreed you, normally PER ENTRY is for 1 night, but they did mentioned, "after 5pm RM4 per entry until next day 10am" << is it this clearly show that, we can't leave or park our car here for more than 1 day ? Then the Indian worker no happy and turn his voice louder. I asked him,"Can you control your voice ? Saya bukan mari sini buat kacau, sila jaga suara anda." He replied me, "you want pay or not now"(even more louder and bad tone) .
Haha, guess what I do ?
I tell him, "Kalau mahu main, saya sekarang main dengan kamu" I closed my engine [note: there are only 1 exit for this plaza and I'm blocking it around 15min] and sit at my car. He can do nothing then he ask his manager come. Luckily this fella talk nicely with me, and tell me he can't do anything about this, anythings look forwards to Management. I am also rushing to Mei Mei Sister's birthday party. So, I decided to pay the $$ .

But this really spoiled my mood la .... This fucker spoil my day ...
Luckily Netherlands bring back my mood ^^ Sent Brazil to HOLLAND !!!

Actually, Money is the small matter, I can pay it. Just I don't like the style of they talking and I think that I'm still can argue for this. This is their mistake. What can I say is " NOOB PARKING COMPANY"

BorinG Break

I'm having my break.

What comes to my mind

number 1 : Boring

number 2: Boring

number n: Also Boring

This few days is like so boring.

Everyday, work, work and work.

I want to travel, but no ones want to go with me.

Sister having Exam soon.

Mum need to fetch brother.

Dad? no need to say ... (work, work and work)

Friends, normally will give me a reply

"No Money"

"You pay for me ar"

Uncle and Aunty - They can go, but not with me.

Either 1 party need to work in the shop. Me or They.

Normally, in Penang.

I won't be so boring.

Everyday shop, eat, and play.

Haiz ...

but luckily next week

I have a trip with my Metro Friend

from North to South

Penang > Ipoh > Melaka

Okay, gonna to work now ...