Jokes

Funny Jokes on FB
User: "My computer is running slow"
Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?"
User: "I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"

i wish u were here...in my room...on my bed...with the lights off..under the blanket...so i can show u my new watch that glows in the dark!!!

Girl: JUST TALK TO HER!
Boy: i cant! i love her, but she doesn't love me.
Girl: she will- you're amazing, so just tell her!
Boy: Ok i will....... i love you!
Girl: i love you too. now go tell her!!
Boy: i just did :))))))))) love you