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Peniaga KL Rugi RM 40 Billion gara-gara BERSIH

July 9, 2011157 Comments

Peniaga KL Rugi RM 40 Billion gara-gara BERSIH

Kuala Lumpur, 10 Julai – Para peniaga di sekitar Kuala Lumpur hari ini mendakwa mereka kerugian hampir mencecah RM 40 billion gara-gara perhimpunan haram BERSIH semalam.

Makcik Ros, seorang peniaga karipap mendakwa beliau kerugian kira-kira RM 56.89 juta selepas perniagaan terpaksa ditutup bagi mengelakkan bertembung oleh peserta perhimpunan haram BERSIH.

”Selalunya Makcik buka jam 8 pagi dekat Central Market, tutup jam 12 tengah hari dengan jualan purata RM 30 juta hari biasa, dan RM 50 juta hari minggu”, kata Makcik Ros dengan nada kecewa.

Manakala seorang penjaja aiskrim, En Din Yasin, merungut jualannya merosot mendadak daripada RM 7 billion setiap hari, tetapi semalam hanya RM 68.90 sahaja.

Selalunya pada hujung minggu ramai kanak-kanak akan membeli aiskrim miliknya, tapi semalam ia berkurangan.

”Saya amat marah kepada BERSIH”, kata En Din Yasin dengan nada tegas.

“Selalunya jualan kami mencecah RM 37 juta sehari, tapi hari ini terpaksa makan sendiri sahaja…”, kata Kak Ros dan Pak Jib ketika membuat sidang media selepas BERSIH.

Peniaga cendol, Pak Jib pula hampir sama ceritanya, beliau menganggarkan kerugian yang dialami semalam kira-kira RM 65 juta untuk cendol biasa, RM 38 untuk cendol special serta RM 96  untuk cendol aiskrim.

”Semalam saya tidak berani untuk membuka gerai cendol saya di Puduraya”, kata Pak Jib kesedihan.

Sementara itu, Persatuan Peniaga Roti Canai Kuala Lumpur (PERCOKAI) Encik Ebrehem Alikatak berkata, setakat laporan yang diperoleh lewat petang semalam, anggaran kerugian penjaja-penjaja roti canai seluruh Kuala Lumpur dianggarkan RM 28 billion.

”Ia adalah anggaran sahaja untuk roti canai biasa, dan tidak termasuk roti telur, roti sardin, roti tirai, roti pelempang dan lain-lain”, kata Encik Ebrehem Alikatak sambil menepuk meja

as what they said... sell cendol, karipap, ice cream and roti canai can make billion of dollar in a day... WTF ???? who want study now ? sell the ice cream better making 7 billion per days... 

really joke of the day laaa... 

A Brief to Redang

2 days more, i will "lang hua yi duo duo".
Yesterday, my friends send me this brief list...

Hello guys  I know i am abit late..but yeah..here is still some brief for our redang plan..

Broad Overview of our redang plan
3/7 KTM -> KL SENTRAL -> LCCT -> reaching at Kuala Terengganu Airport - > Taxi -> Over night in one of the inns in Shahbandar KT
4/7-5/7 morning ferri at 1030am and lang hua yi duo duo 
6/7 check out and over night in KT again as out flight is on 7/7 820am 
7/7 balik rumah 

First day of redang trip 3/7 
Meet up at 1am at subang ok? as we need to do some groceries shopping together at carrefour or some other places to get some snacks or cup noodles or maggie mee or whatever. is the time ok with you guys? edm and 37 find ur way to here ok 
after groceries shopping, we will have our lunch or something else
and then will ask ws da ge to send us to KTM station to ride train to KL sentral. 
and when we are in KL sentral we will take either train or bus to reach LCCT. ( i prefer train loo) once reached LCCT we will have our dinner there. if its ok with you guys 
Reach KT and check in the inns and you guys can do whatever you want at the night..probably checking out amazing shahbandar at KT  
-Attire.. as discussed with sebas and 37.. u guys might just need to wear shorts and slipper to ride on the plane ok? LOL as i think long pants and sneakers will not be needed in the following days  if can white shirt again la..show that we are a gang XD

Second day of redang trip 4/7 
Morning 1030am ferry! will be reaching at berjaya redang resort at around 12pm. you might be wondering what are we eating for the days in redang rite? as according to 637, resort will provide us breakfast buffet with only 4 person (Liew 2011)(double check pls :D)..1 person we pay and divide..ok?  as for lunch, the resort charged 70++ and dinner 80++ PER PERSON.. so i think it's kinda expensive for us..but dun worry..there are some other restaurants outside of the resort which we can afford to have..(** i am not sure about this as i have never been to berjaya redang) and if i not mistaken, its all malay food. 
Looking for excitement like snokerling and so on? LOL! according to MR.Liew..there is this year-ago-priced for snokerling packages with only RM50 that can carry us to 5 islands..awesome rite? (except the fact that the rate IS definitely going to be increased XD) (Liew 2011)

Third day of redang trip 5/7
the 2nd day in redang, do whatever we want as we plan earlier ok? chor dai dee, games, and whatever la..Sunrise sunset~ 

Fourth day of redang trip 6/7
The last day of redang.. I forgot about what is the time for the ferry..anyway..we can go back later abit as our flight is only on the next day.. once we reach KT..will check in KT's inn again.. probably we will have our lunch or dinner at shahbandar KT. 

LAST DAY OF REDANG TRIP 7/7
The flight is on 820am.. so we shall wake up at what time? (no idea haha as 37 told me we no need wait 2 hours ngam ngam timing to catch the flight) <--- remind me to ask the information counter ar 37.. 

BUDGET OF THE TRIP
Per person
Fixed cost
- RM12 - reach LCCT
- RM100 - Return ferri
- RM12 -balik from LCCT to KL
- RM26 - Taxi go to shahbandar KT (the place naik ferri) and balik
-RM40- Accomodation in KT
TOTOL FC = RM190
Variable cost
-RM10- groceries shopping
-RM150 (estimated for 5 days)- for food
-RM50 or more (snokerling and entertainment)
TOTAL VC = RM210
TOTAL COST = RM400 (that's alot  i know..but you know..once awhile, you will think worth it geh.. and some other price i exaggerated ady..and you may want to cut down the budget dee..)
whatelse have i left out? remind me.. ok?  

THINGS TO BRING!!
1 - Hak Ciu! Sunglasses ( if u want to be lengzai XD)
2- Shirt and Pants around 4 pairs ( shirt might need more and pants u can actually bring lesser as you can wear for 3 days or more)
3- Underwear..no need bring..XD
4- Toiletries la..( TOOTHbrush, toothpaste(edm u bring this, everyone share XD..tissue, pad, cleanser, and so on la)
5- Plastic bagSSS
6- sunblock lotion!! <--super important XD
7- Poker cards~ ( if you have, bring one)
8- some other entertainment things (uno? and others la)
9- Extra place for our chips, snacks, and cup noodles..probably u need a "huan bao dai" haha.
10- you guys give anysuggestion that i have left out laa please 

REMINDER GUYS! ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!! if you guys got any xpuas can tell me ok! or comment here!! acknowledge me when you see this!! REPLY REPLY REPLY!!! and if you have questionsss DO ASKKKKK 

TILL THEN!! i wish you guys have a SUPERB AWESOME HOLIDAY WITH ME YAA! *Hugsss

By Jiri Lipas.